It’s 3 A.M.

It’s 3 A.M.  There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…

[ring ring, ring ring]

[SARAH PALIN] You caught the Barracuda. Who is this and what do you want?

[LEVI] Hey Mom, can you come pick me up?  My ride left me again.

[SARAH PALIN] Look here Levi, I told you never to call me mom!  Where are you anyway? Do you know what time it is?

[LEVI] Yeah, it’s time for you realize what Change really is.

 

It’s 3 A.M.  There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…

[ring ring, ring ring]

[McCAIN] Hello friend.

[BRIMLEY] John, Wilford Brimley here.  Would you like to renew your subscription to Oatmeal Monthly?

 

It’s 3 A.M.  There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…

[ring ring, ring ring]

[McCAIN] Hello friend.

[AMERICAN EXPRESS] This is Steve with American Express.  I’m calling to inform you that you’ve exceeded your limit at Caesar’s Palace. You need to make a payment immediately.

 

It’s 3 A.M.  There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…

[ring ring, ring ring]

[McCAIN] Hello friend.

[LIFE CALL] This is Steve, your 24HR Emergency Response System Operator.  We’ve received your alert (“Hi Friend, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!).  As soon as I confirm your insurance provider, and receive their approval code, we will send a ambulance immediately. 

 

It’s 3 A.M.  There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…

[ring ring, ring ring]

[CINDY McCAIN] WaaazzzUuuppp!

[LIMBAUGH] Cindy, dude I’m glad you answered.  GW was over last night chillin and he snagged all my “Cotton.” Can you hook me up? 

 

Why don’t you leave us your 3 A.M. call?

Sarah Palin Affair: Half-Baked Alaskan

The National Enquirer broke a story about Sarah Palin and an alleged affair with her husband’s business partner, Brad Hanson.

It’s hard to believe the National Enquirer, but their newly acquired reputation as a reliable news source after it broke the John Edwards affair, have people wondering if the Palin affair is true.

Palin has proven so far that she has something to hide by refusing to talk to the media. The American people have a right to know everything about a candidate, public and personal. The candidate’s character and integrity is just as important as their policy views. So far, Palin has done a great job of providing neither.

So far, the media does not have anything to go by other than digging up information on their own. Palin is trying to play victim by blaming the media, but Palin’s refusal to even speak to the media, has many speculating about her honesty.

From Troopergate to Bristol’s baby mama Levi, Palin seems to be more of a “Jerry Springer” mom, than a hockey mom. The McCain camp dismissed the story as a “vicious lie”, but the National Enquirer fired back.

The National Enquirer’s coverage of a vicious war within Sarah Palin’s extended family includes several newsworthy revelations, including the resulting incredible charge of an affair plus details of family strife when the Governor’s daughter revealed her pregnancy. Following our John Edwards’ exclusives, our political reporting has obviously proven to be more detail-oriented than the McCain campaign’s vetting process. Despite the McCain camp’s attempts to control press coverage they find unfavorable, The Enquirer will continue to pursue news on both sides of the political spectrum.

Here is a funny video of the Sarah Palin Affair with a really cool song.

Additional Sarah Palin Information

John McCain and the Keating Five

After reading this article and a few other on the “Keating Five Scandal,” it is my hope some reputable news organization does further digging into what exactly happened with Lincoln Savings & Loans, how much did it really cost the American people, and most importantly in this election year, what was McCain’s true role.

“Amid McCain’s new status, old scandals stir“–The Boston Globe

WASHINGTON – As William K. Black watches John McCain move toward the Republican presidential nomination, he thinks of a day 21 years ago that he considers one of the most troubling of his life.

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Sarah Palin’s Song: Half-Baked Alaskan

A brand new song about Sarah Palin, called “Half-Baked Alaskan” has just surfaced on the web. It is a catchy, melodic tune with funny sound bytes from this Half-Baked Alaskan as well as other commentary.