It’s 3 A.M.

It’s 3 A.M.  There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…

[ring ring, ring ring]

[SARAH PALIN] You caught the Barracuda. Who is this and what do you want?

[LEVI] Hey Mom, can you come pick me up?  My ride left me again.

[SARAH PALIN] Look here Levi, I told you never to call me mom!  Where are you anyway? Do you know what time it is?

[LEVI] Yeah, it’s time for you realize what Change really is.

 

It’s 3 A.M.  There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…

[ring ring, ring ring]

[McCAIN] Hello friend.

[BRIMLEY] John, Wilford Brimley here.  Would you like to renew your subscription to Oatmeal Monthly?

 

It’s 3 A.M.  There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…

[ring ring, ring ring]

[McCAIN] Hello friend.

[AMERICAN EXPRESS] This is Steve with American Express.  I’m calling to inform you that you’ve exceeded your limit at Caesar’s Palace. You need to make a payment immediately.

 

It’s 3 A.M.  There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…

[ring ring, ring ring]

[McCAIN] Hello friend.

[LIFE CALL] This is Steve, your 24HR Emergency Response System Operator.  We’ve received your alert (“Hi Friend, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!).  As soon as I confirm your insurance provider, and receive their approval code, we will send a ambulance immediately. 

 

It’s 3 A.M.  There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…

[ring ring, ring ring]

[CINDY McCAIN] WaaazzzUuuppp!

[LIMBAUGH] Cindy, dude I’m glad you answered.  GW was over last night chillin and he snagged all my “Cotton.” Can you hook me up? 

 

Why don’t you leave us your 3 A.M. call?