It’s 3 A.M. There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…
[ring ring, ring ring]
[SARAH PALIN] You caught the Barracuda. Who is this and what do you want?
[LEVI] Hey Mom, can you come pick me up? My ride left me again.
[SARAH PALIN] Look here Levi, I told you never to call me mom! Where are you anyway? Do you know what time it is?
[LEVI] Yeah, it’s time for you realize what Change really is.
It’s 3 A.M. There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…
[ring ring, ring ring]
[McCAIN] Hello friend.
[BRIMLEY] John, Wilford Brimley here. Would you like to renew your subscription to Oatmeal Monthly?
It’s 3 A.M. There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…
[ring ring, ring ring]
[McCAIN] Hello friend.
[AMERICAN EXPRESS] This is Steve with American Express. I’m calling to inform you that you’ve exceeded your limit at Caesar’s Palace. You need to make a payment immediately.
It’s 3 A.M. There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…
[ring ring, ring ring]
[McCAIN] Hello friend.
[LIFE CALL] This is Steve, your 24HR Emergency Response System Operator. We’ve received your alert (“Hi Friend, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!). As soon as I confirm your insurance provider, and receive their approval code, we will send a ambulance immediately.
It’s 3 A.M. There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…
[ring ring, ring ring]
[CINDY McCAIN] WaaazzzUuuppp!
[LIMBAUGH] Cindy, dude I’m glad you answered. GW was over last night chillin and he snagged all my “Cotton.” Can you hook me up?
Why don’t you leave us your 3 A.M. call?
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